Archive for June, 2007
What was the naked cyclist doing?
Peddling crack.
And with that intro, here we go:
I’m the sort of guy who, despite his best intentions, is always late to the party. Well, I would be, if I got invited to parties, or actually even wanted to go to a party instead of staying at home trying to tweak a little more oomph out [...]Passing Gas While Burning Time
I think my clever bits of word play say a little too much sometimes…
Rearranged words resulting in fart jokes aside, I’d like to address a subject of great personal concern — how to pass time while driving to work (or anywhere farther than two blocks).
Driving inherently seems to offer surprisingly ample time to engage in [...]Single Servings
One week into married life and my wife has already left me.
Wait, no, that’s misleading.
I meant that Ali has been called away by her work to travel from our quiet town of Los Angeles (we’re very humble here) to company headquarters in Reston, VA.
She returns late Friday evening which means that starting today and for [...]
